{"product_id":"im-not-attracted-to-drama-just-porch-lights-funny-moth-kiss-cut-sticker","title":"I'm Not Attracted to Drama, Just Porch Lights – Funny Moth Kiss-Cut Sticker","description":"A mischievous moth guards its favorite glow with the words, “I’m not attracted to drama… just porch lights.” This vivid kiss-cut sticker brings a little nocturnal humor to laptops, journals, windows, and other smooth indoor surfaces. With bold red, yellow, and black artwork, it’s made for moth lovers, porch-light watchers, and anyone who prefers cozy evening vibes over unnecessary chaos. Choose a white or transparent finish and one of four sizes to give your everyday gear a playful night-creature touch. It applies smoothly and bubble-free, turning a simple surface into a tiny illuminated scene—without the actual porch light.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Scratch-resistant glossy paper finish\u003cbr\u003e- Durable vinyl with permanent acrylic adhesive for smooth, flat indoor surfaces\u003cbr\u003e- Bright colors printed with environmentally friendly eco-solvent inks\u003cbr\u003e- Available in four sizes with white or transparent sticker options\u003cbr\u003e- Smooth, bubble-free application; intended for adults and not waterproof\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":45948179185687,"sku":"30161428147108970443","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0819\/6482\/6647\/files\/7270601848665060135_1200.jpg?v=1793238549","url":"https:\/\/cryptidcanyon.store\/products\/im-not-attracted-to-drama-just-porch-lights-funny-moth-kiss-cut-sticker","provider":"Cryptid Canyon ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}